The Funk Orchestra

the time has come for me to step into the spotlight and show the world the power of the FUNK. My old band has become nothing and so i must begin anew. Yesterday i began gathering muscians, and soon I will form what will become the best funk band out of Victoria in 400 years. There will be many muscians, maybe 9, and the music will make it immpossible to sit still. The formation and learning of tunes may take some time but i am thinking the first gig will be sometime in late may or june. it will be wonderous. I have yet to come up with a name but feel that it is essential to the formation of such a group. therefore i am offering a free 24 oz. bottle of liquor to the person who come up with the best name (that is the one i like the most and perhaps use). The contest is starting now. tell your friends. Free liquor! feel the funk.